Station 5 – The cute princes get the X factor

Sadly, if I were to go on stage with someone like Charlie Green, I will be neglected. Cute and smart-looking kiddie crooners will steal the spotlight. I haven’t liked kids and brats since I was born until Charlie came and wowed me. Oh my. Not all kiddos are really mischievous-looking crafty cry babies. Charlie Green is the next kid to beat in Britain’s Got Talent. He’s half-British, half-Filipino, plays the piano and he looks really cute I wanna squeeze him and squish him with a tight hug. His audition piece is Frank Sinatra’s Summer Wind. He started singing at 3 and now this oldie-song-fan ten-year old kid just tickled the Briton’s asses to give him a standing ovation during his live audition. And Simon was like “ay thaink youwr a litowl stawr!” Hopefully he won’t grow up like boring Fetus Archuleta although I have a feeling he will travel that road less traveled by. We aren’t sure, by the way.

Here is his rendition of Summer Wind:

My. I wanna spank my parents for not pushing me into this field. I shouldn’t go into this Prince Charming training if I started out as a prince in the first place. Oh Charlie.

Still stuck in wonderland,
PC