Station 3 – Dream of the right princess

Princesses are just surfacing out one by one and you have to be a little fastidious in choosing your dream girl. Make sure she can do something like present Angelina Jolie or looks like her nonetheless. Although it would be really a hard task because (1) you have to discern whether you’re going to stick with the stereotypical Disney elegant maiden (who knows how to chant a nightingale like Cinderella or Belle) or break out a little bit with Paris Hilton-ish girls and (2) the good girl can only be granted by fate and prayers, as of now, why avoid wishing for the train-wrecks of the princess population?

Miley Cyrus – I’m sick of this girl. She’s always on the headlines even though she just strikes a peace-sign. Like peace is granted for pricking the air with your two fingers? I don’t really watch Hannah Montana because I was turned off when I tried. Her voice is excruciatingly eardrum-breaking! It is very irksome next to that sticky sound of crumpled balloon and metal on metal. This girl really needs more voice lessons from Dad. Sold out concerts? It’s because she gives hope to 67% of the population who do not have good voice. Now she’s pretty popping up in Vanity Fair magazine with only a blanket and people made a noisy buzz out of it. Hello… it wasn’t at all sexy. It was like anorexic 10 year old girl suffering from a fatal disease! So never hope for this girl. She won’t exactly match the Princess Identity.

Jillian Hall – If there’s another source of sexy sultry to-be Princesses on cam, that would be WWE Women’s Wrestling. But have you heard of this hilarious Britney minion on Raw? Yeah. Jillian Hall is her name and I know I must not pay much attention to her because she’s not really worth it. She’s there for wrestling but all she does is sing with her platinum voice (like the metal platinum is really stuck in her throat). The worse thing is that she imitates Britney but Britney is more tolerable because she goes out with her edited lip-synch minus one. But Jillian? Off key, screechy, corny joke time, [insert all insulting words here]. And definitely, she should be out of the entourage. Please.

Olsen Twins – Enough said. I’d rather stick with the Simpsons. Well that is if only four of them remain as women of the world.

Now it gets even harder to dream of the right Princess because the list has been trimmed. But the thing is, it was trimmed for the better. I love it. Now I just have to deal with 100 more – Megan Fox, Leighton Meester, Scarlett Johansson (Check out her Vid!), Natalie Portman, Penelope Cruz, [insert other FHM’s 100 sexiest women here], etc. It’s such an arduous task to be a Prince. Just give me the glass slippers, okay?

Now slipping in the snug blanket,
PC